I have invented a new form of aerobic exercise, and it is guaranteed to help you burn the maximum amount of calories in the shortest amount of time possible.
1. Give a young child three glasses of juice to drink.
2. Take the child to the park.
3. Play hard for half an hour.
4. Run home in two minutes flat when the child announces she has to go potty.
The results can only be improved when the child has a play date, and all three kids have to go potty at the same time. It is far more effective than calling the Parks and Recreation department, demanding why they removed the Porta Potty.
Try this at home! And if you don't have any small children, you can borrow mine!
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Oooh, temping, but no cigar! (Am I showing my age with that old saw?)
Oh Sue! What a way to get a workout! Been there, done that!
I don't think we could make it back to my house in time--but it sounds fun.
I love it!
will you remind me of this awesome tip when it gets warm enough to go to the park again??
NO KIDDING!! Aaron drinks WAY too much juice and I can never sit down for longer than five minutes before he needs to go potty.
Yeah, with me it's a matter of getting up off the couch. I haven't run around the park with him in months. (Poor kid)
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